Fake Sandy Kenyon reviews…Etch-a-Sketch

For when you want to make sucky drawings you can’t print or save.”

For when you want to make sucky drawings you can’t print or save.”

I tell you, it’s a pretty sad state of affairs when the follicular status of Justin Bieber is the biggest conversation going on the internet.

You see him about 100 times a day and you’re sick of the way he strains his face to INSURE that his dimples are prominently featured. And if you listen hard enough you can hear that he has a slight trace of an accent. He looks like he might be a little chubby and sometimes his head looks big and wide — other times he looks like a fashion model — you never know what you will get from the State Farm guy from one commercial to the next.

These kids have got some good dating tips for old people, mainly…brush your teeth, shave your ears, take a shower and wear that JIMMY-HAT!

Jeebus…it’s been that kind of a week. First that Serene Branson chick and now ole’ Thommy boy!

“Little Danny Pintauro was a gamble…the greatest gamble in the history of the world!!”

Apparently they don’t like any OTHER kind of music the kids are listening to today either…