Could you imagine some pre-fabricated tweeny-bopper ‘band’ like One Direction rebelling against the constraints of their machinery and releasing a subversive art-house movie in order to smash their well-constructed and lucrative image to smithereens in the hope that they’d be taken seriously as artists?
Officially, no recommendation has been made yet, as the investigation is not finished, however, sources are spilling that Bieber’s salivary escapade is part of a larger picture that has emerged in the past few months concerning the singer’s all-around douche-tastic behavior, and the Sherriff sincerely feels he needs to be spanked repeatedly with a ladle of medium to heavy weight until he promises to be a good boy.
Seems like Kanye and Kim are truly made for each other! According to Radaronline a steamy sex tape involving the talented rap artist and a sultry Kim look-alike has made its way onto the scene.
Strike the stage. Fold up the tent. Close the doors. Turn out the lights. There will be no encore. There will be no final bows. There will be no curtain call. The reviews are in and they’re all bad.
Lana Del Rey seems to have rebounded from her critically panned album quite nicely, recently scoring a high profile gig with H&M as well as being named GQ UK’s woman of the year.
In celebration of Rosh Hashanah, we here at the ZR have compiled a list of what we believe are the greatest Jews EVER. So for all you chosen people out there, HAPPY NEW YEAR…and for you goyishe, enjoy the history lesson!
Seems pretty apparent that crap star Nicki Minaj has recently downsized her famous mudflaps, possibly due to her brand new appointment as American Idol’s latest judge. I can’t believe it…I simply can’t believe it…
If a more utterly perfect reason not to send this fool to the White House was needed, it was generously provided to us last week – gift wrapped – by Mitt Romney himself!
I don’t really see why so much animus has been hurled at Hunchy Mc Scrunchy, So she dallied with her director…so what? In Babylonian Hollywood, a brief diddle, followed by a tearful public apology is downright quaint.
Just take a swing by the Huffington Post and you’ll see my point brought into sharp relief. After reading the headline stories on the chaos taking place in 11 Arab countries, and a couple of election-related pieces, you’ll soon find the breaking news – EMMA WATSON FLASHES SIDEBOOB!
