Chad Kroeger furious over ‘Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback?’ Facebook campaign
A few weeks ago, as a joke, very much in the typical hipster school of irony of the day, a young lady named Coral Anne started a Facebook page entitled ‘Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?’.
Well, in a few short weeks this page has become a movement… a, dare I say, mini revolution against mediocrity? And apparently UBER-douche Chad Kroeger, lead singer of the horrifically lousy shband, is none too pleased with the goings on.
In fact, he was SO not pleased, that he tore off a flurry of threatening messages on the page demanding, before the entire internet world, that it be taken down PRONTO!! He even went on to tout how many records he’s sold in a pathetic bid to tear her down self-esteem.
What a fucking humorless turd. One would think the pickle was lodged up his ASS, instead of on the pages Facebook.
Well… in all fairness, I guess it’s true that as the leader of this atrocity, it might be hard for him to see the humor of the thing… but still, he’s made bajillions from his bombastically flatulent, soft cock, shlock rock for so long, that you’d at least figure he’d let it slide and enjoy his ill gotten gains
Egocentric pricks like this guy NEVER let it slide… just mention Napster to Lars Ulrich if you want proof.
One good thing that came out of his tantrum, however, is that Mr. Pickle has now shot up to the top of the charts!
The current rankings stand as:
Mr. Pickle – 1,481,561 fans
Nickelback – 1,422,156 fans
Keep up the good fight Mr. Pickle… We’re all counting on you!!
PETE: -”figure” not figger.
-Apologize may also be spelt apologise (depending on region & FYI)
Hope you all learnt (learned) something ♥
Now continue your petty arguments….
Lily,Lily,Lily. Should not “dear fucking god” be CAPITALIZED?
@ SPELLING INDUCER… I meant to use figger, not figure. I thot ud unnerstnd. Apologize can be spelt many ways, but I shld hv only used one p.
I hate it when people criticalize my speiling, but criticalize me uncorektly.
Spelling Inducer, the word “spelt ” is terrible grammar. Don’t criticize others when you are inadequate yourself.
Right!!! The moral to be learnt here is to never criticalize Pete!
maybe one day this article will get a comment about the content. But until then..
spelling inducer is a knob
…Actually, ‘spelt’ is acceptable. Ask any English person. From England. Not an Ameircan, who has been taught sub-standard spelling and grammar.
As for Nickelback – that is FANTASTIC. I hope that the Pickle site stays up, and that Mr. Kroeger gets over it.
@EnglishGel … Oh where to start? “From England.” is not a sentance. It is a sentance fragment, as is”Not an Ameircan, who has been taught sub-standard spelling and grammar. ” That is also a sentance fragment as neither has a subject or a verb. You should have left out the periods after person and England,and not capitalized the words from and not and put a comma in front of the word not. and this sentance is rapidly turning into a run on.Sorry, but I won’t be taking any grammer lessons from England today.
If you’re going to pick on someones’ grammer, you should double check your own. I am a victim of unjust criticalization and know just how deeply the wounds cut, but I would never mention SPELLING INDUCER by name! Words can hurt, especially when they come from a damn Limey!
It may be the Queens’ English, but do you know what? We have LOTS of queens here in the USA, but I do not wish to speak like one! (kidding)
Crikey Pete, you should get out more. And, by the way, the word is sentence. I’m also not a particular fan of racism as you so boldly infer. Also, the word is correctly spelt ‘grammar’, although I do hope you were attempting irony.
Nonetheless, a great effort to thwart the banal tripe that that arse forces upon us. All hail the pickle!
I had to un-fan the pickle after it kept bombarding me with spam. At this point it’s a douchebag who can’t sing vs a douchebag spammer… I hope they both rot.
Wolf: That’s great, Australians write crikey? Awesome. I type, eh, sometimes = )
I fail to see how this counts as being “furious” it’s entirely possible he was taking it light heartedly, since all we know about it is two random comments.