Chad Kroeger furious over ‘Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback?’ Facebook campaign
A few weeks ago, as a joke, very much in the typical hipster school of irony of the day, a young lady named Coral Anne started a Facebook page entitled ‘Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?’.
Well, in a few short weeks this page has become a movement… a, dare I say, mini revolution against mediocrity? And apparently UBER-douche Chad Kroeger, lead singer of the horrifically lousy shband, is none too pleased with the goings on.
In fact, he was SO not pleased, that he tore off a flurry of threatening messages on the page demanding, before the entire internet world, that it be taken down PRONTO!! He even went on to tout how many records he’s sold in a pathetic bid to tear her down self-esteem.
What a fucking humorless turd. One would think the pickle was lodged up his ASS, instead of on the pages Facebook.
Well… in all fairness, I guess it’s true that as the leader of this atrocity, it might be hard for him to see the humor of the thing… but still, he’s made bajillions from his bombastically flatulent, soft cock, shlock rock for so long, that you’d at least figure he’d let it slide and enjoy his ill gotten gains
Egocentric pricks like this guy NEVER let it slide… just mention Napster to Lars Ulrich if you want proof.
One good thing that came out of his tantrum, however, is that Mr. Pickle has now shot up to the top of the charts!
The current rankings stand as:
Mr. Pickle – 1,481,561 fans
Nickelback – 1,422,156 fans
Keep up the good fight Mr. Pickle… We’re all counting on you!!
There is no way Nickleback has 1.4 million fans
First of all, Chad is the most beautiful, talented, sexy, sweet,intelligent, awesome man in the ENTIRE WORLD and second NICKELBACK IS THE BEST BAND EVER and I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM F O R E V E R and whoever is involved with this not fun or awesome crazyness is a HATER and we ALL know what THAT means…………………………………….. lol yeah
Chloe… you are a stupid Whore.
Now, now.. she’s just a poor misguided soul…
This isn’t even Chad Kroeger posting on Facebook. Yep, I like Nickelback more than a pickle but I’m no misguided soul. I have a sense of humor, but this is down-right stupid to be fighting over which is more popular. And why all the name calling, weren’t you brough up better than that? I’m sure that you’d be defending your name if someone kept bad-mouthing you too.
I love this.
love.
If you would have done a second of research/thought you would realize it isn’t the real Chad Kroeger. I realize that this is a blog, and there are almost no standards of veracity, but come on now. Don’t post this bullshit.
(I am a pickle fan, by the way)
People need to get a fucking life….. Who gives a fuck if a pickle won…. Big fucking deal….. Nickelback has grey songs….. So people shuld shut their fucking mouths up and get a LIFE! ROCK ON NICKELBACK!!!!!
Are you joking or serious? Also, what is a grey song? Inquiring minds want to know.
ok i ment great…… and im serious…. they have GREAT music… better than other bands then i’ve heard…
You need to listen to more bands if you think Nickelback is GREAT.
No shit.
Hahaha very funny u need to listen to better shit if u think rap crap is great and fucking hiphop is great… I fucking don’t give a shit wat u say about nickelback… They are great and that’s all that matters… Why the hell I arguing with dumb asses… Ur not worth any shit! NO ONE SHULD CARE ABOUT DUMBASS NICKELBACK HATERS!!! Get a life!!!!! Like honestly if all u do is hate just one band then u have no life!!! And I’m not going to listen to other shit u so call music!!! NICKELBACK ROCK ON!!!!!!!
Nickelback sucks.
Watevr u have ur dumbass opinion and I have mine……
And u fuckin suck!!!
Maybe I am just more select on who I consider great. I would only use the term great on bands that have actually sustaned for more than a few years. Examples would be The Who, The Beatles, The Kinks.
Nickleback STILL sucks.
I’ve listened to nickelback for 5 years ever since their all the right reasons cd…. And I dnt just listen to them. I listen to other bands too.
And to u Nathan alderman u STILL suck!!! U cnt accept the fact I like nickelback and I basically said my opinion… And ur dumbass opinion I accept.. I dnt give a shit that u hate nickelback… It fucking doesn’t matter …. Wuld u stick up for a band that u like?? I bet u wuld … So just drop the fucking subject… u hate nickelback and u think they suck… Good for u!!!! Just leave it alone…..
The pickle rules!
You are missing my point, dear Gigi. I’m just saying that, get ready for it… Nickleback sucks.
Things that will always suck: Nickleback; people who can’t spell; people named Chad; people named Gigi; religious people who knock on my door while I’m trying to masturbate; Nickleback; Nickleback cover bands; meth-head neighbors who listen to Nickleback and Creed, yech-o-RAMA!!
I think that about covers that, don’t you think?
Uhhh you are PATHETIC!!! U kno what I really hate: people who DON’T let things go (like you), people who can’t get in there head that Nickelback is not going anywhere and they will have to learn to SUCK it up and deal with it, people who think they are smartasses and think they know everything but really don’t and people who fuck themselves because they can’t get a girlfriend… Thts sounds a lot like you don’t you think??? And if I’m correct I would say that you listen to rap ad hiphop shit.
I think that covers it….. Like I said before GET A LIFE!!!!!
Uh, I listen to country music as country music is God’s music. Duh. Also, I have a girlfriend, you dweeb.
Finally, Nickleback still sucks. I think that still covers it.
Where can I buy the pickle’s album?
I had to shoplift mine from the local Walmart. The third track about drowning in brine will be a classic. So brooding.
Is it true that the pickle was cast in the next Twilight disaster?
Whatever……
Ewwwww country!!!!! Gross!!
Gigi, please stop defending the band. The Canadian Royal Society of Suckitude, in conjunction with the British Acadamy of Shitty Music, has in fact deemed our band really, REALLY sucks. Because of this shocking revelation, bolstered by scientific evidence that cannot be refuted, the band is breaking up immediately.
k, nickelback iz amasing, i c the humor but its nufin to fight about so shut up and let it go, dont got a sense of humor? NOT MY FAULT!!!
Now I saw someone great in concert last night. Sir Paul McCartney. Played for 6 hours. Could Nickelhack do that or would anyone even want them to? Not a chance
Nickleback is alright, my 11 year old likes them. Why are most of you typing like this are is your mom’s cell phone? This is what’s wrong with today’s youth, you all know very little about good music, (albeit rap, country or rock) typing, spelling or quality pickles, who gives a crap. It’s entertainment kids, try and keep up.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-listened-to-pickle-back-when-it-was-cucumber/116403471707852?ref=ts
Hahahaha Brilliant!
Hmmm, I was just trying to see what Nickelback was doing these days and this is the first site that came up. I understand that most men hate Nickelback because they are hot and talented. Get over it your woman will still love you but they WILL dream about Nickleback. Kills you guys doesn’t it?!
I love dill pickles, Vlasic’s the best but they don’t certainly are no match for Nickelback! Awesome performers!!!! Dream on girls!
hee hee
Still doesn’t stop them from being good. like lars ulrich is?
this is fake. I’ve been with this since the beginning. It’s a fake chad kroeger account and they’re doing it for laughs. do you really think someone that rich and famous gives a shit about some college kid’s facebook account?
It’s hilarious, don’t get me wrong, just realize that people like this don’t have time (yes, even the bad musicians that are famous) to get mad. The stress of such a career even brings some of these types to suicide.
Nickelback is metal as hell
I love that Gigi thinks that if you don’t like Nickelback you have to love hip hop or rap. Nathan Alderman and BillyVanDahm have clearly won this chat.
Pickle! You will go far.
P.s. Why is Jesus swearing? That’s not very Christian.
I saw them last night in concert at the Amway Arena in Orlando. I have to say I’m not a fan anymore. Chad Kroeger is a sexist with limited mental capacity and an extraordinarily limited vocabulary (nothing beyond four letters). The show was so boring that a lot of people left before the end. He droned on and on about …..actually nothing, to the point where people in the audience started muttering things like “why don’t you just play already”. There was an eight year old boy in the audience (with an idiot for a mother) that the great and glorious Chad picked on relentlessly going to extremes to make sure he got a good education while he was there. He told the kid to ask his mother on the way home what an orgasm was! What a moron.
They remained on stage for more than two hours, so I left out of utter boredom. The music was so repetitive that I thought they had played songs more than once. First and last time for me at a Nickelback concert. Sorry Chad you’re too crude and moronic for me. On the upside, he does sing in tune outside of a studio
Nickleback – Oasis on steroids.
The pickle has more talent than either of them.
It seems the facebook page is gone!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO
hahahahahahaha
you people need to get a life
hahahahahahaha
you people need to get a life
hey bill vandahm…there’s no way YOU have 1.4 million fans
That had to be one of the least intelligent conversations I’ve read in a long time. The only reason i made it all the way through was in hope of finding the one post that usually puts every one-sided asshat in their place with some fairly simple logic. I guess the task is up to me:
I listened to Nickleback as a teenager because i thought i felt some connection with his lyrics. Yes, i was a “brooding teen” and their music was catchy enough and lyrically sound to my juvenile mind to keep me interested. When i finally pulled my head out of my ass and decided that the entire world was NOT against me, it did not have the same effect. The point being, Nickleback is obviously talented or lucky enough to have made several well-selling records and become pretty damn famous. I’m willing to bet none of you have accomplished anything like that, eh? On the other hand, Chad is a complete douche (this i know first hand unfortunately) and I will never listen to their music ever again voluntarily.
Also, to anyone who thinks that was ACTUALLY Kroeger posting on Corals page, I can only offer a sincere *facepalm* to you and how easy you succumb to being mislead. I could make a facebook profile right now with Abraham Lincoln on it, would that convince you that our long dead president has now risen from the grave? I sure hope not…
PS – Gigi, i sure hope you are missing several fingers because it really hurts to see people too lazy to type out “you” or “don’t.” Plus it doesn’t help your argument when you sound like you’re 9. But if your disfigured, i understand. That’s gotta be tough.
It really hurts to see someone so lame that he thinks he’ superior even though his head is STILL in his ass and he doesn”t know the difference between ” your” (posession), and “you’re”(contraction for you are).I dunno if Gigi (hi!) is disfigured or not, but I know “eyesopen” is lame.
Let us review: Gigi has a bad apostrophe key, eyesopen is lame, Nickleback sucks, and Pete is a dickwad who likes to needle lame-os on the internet. Oh yeah! Pickles are not less perfect than Nickleback. A virtual quarter to whoever figgers out that obscure reference. Bonus!!! Why would Gigi’s keyboard be perfect for him? Anyone care to tell me why noone pointed out that Nickleback is SOOO totally gay?
GROW UP EVERY1! Its just a stupid pickle or a stupid band or wthevea, wht difference does it make? every1 has its own choices, all acting like a 5th grader.
Yes!!! Pete needled another lame-o!!!! Woooo Hoooo!!!
In re-reading my previuos comment I realize I made a grave error in judgement. I should not have implied that hell yeah was a lame-o. I appologize. In all fairness hell yeah should appologize to the pickle for implying it was stupid. Un-cool man, un-cool.
It has come to my atttention that I mis-spelled apologize. I’m sorry.
all of you that are fighting on this thing really need to get a life. i understand some people hate Nickelback and other people love them. but honestly if all of you just get too damn offensive and defensive about the most stupid bullshit then your never going to get far in life. Plus this just makes you look like children. i understand the controversy, but please dear fucking god, grow the hell up ppl. if this is how you spend your days u really honestly don’t have a life. oh and if anyone really wants to fight with me about this– i honestly don’t give a damn. i’ve had enough bullshit to last me the rest of my life. So everyone, please grow the fuck up and quit bickering like little children.