The Easter Bunny is a RACIST!!

This past Sunday in Auburn Hills, Michigan, neighbors complained to authorities that they found racist notes stuffed inside some candy colored, plastic eggs, that had been thrown into their yards. All the families targeted were African-American
 
Some of the messages included the “N” word and Aryan Nation propaganda.
 
Shamir Lyles said she saw her friend’s son open one of the eggs, “He was shocked. He didn’t know what it was, he thought it was the Easter bunny. I was really shocked. I mean, you know the feelings are out there and the thought are there, but to just be openly displayed like this … I was really kind of shocked this happened in our area.”
 
Police said they are investigating the situation, and are starting with the Easter Bunny himself. Lately, the floppy eared carrot eater has fallen on hard times due the collapse of the economy, and friends close to the bunny think he may have gotten in with a bad crowd.
 
The tooth fairy explained, “I’ve known Bunny for a long time now and deep inside I don’t think he’s a bad person. It’s just this damned recession, it’s hit us all really hard and I think in his vulnerable mental state he was easily manipulated by a ‘certain someone’”.
 
When pressed to reveal a name, the tooth fairy merely said, “Well, just don’t believe all you read about Santa…that’s all I’m saying…”