Heidi Montag is obsessed with getting bigger breasts and it’s all Ryan Seacrest’s fault!

Life & Style Magazine is reporting that Heidi Montag is obsessed with getting even bigger breasts, and that it’s Ryan Seacrest of all people who pushed her over the edge. Her dipwaddy hubby Spencer explains:

“When Heidi entered the studio (to be interviewd), Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him,” Spencer, who was standing just a few feet from his wife at the time, says. Although Ryan’s comment was clearly meant to compliment Heidi and calm any preshow jitters she may have had before her early morning interview, his words took on a twisted meaning in her mind. “She was taken aback,” Spencer says. “She came home in shock.”

Spence McPubechin saysshe’s been depressed and angry about her cup size since getting them re-done:

“When Heidi woke up from the anesthesia [last time], she was angry [her breasts] weren’t bigger. She said she wanted to punch the doctor in the face,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “I try to stop her. She’ll do what she wants with her body.”

Seriously, there should be a law against this level of stupidity. Thing is, she wants to go over to Europe to get her hooters pumped up, all the while filming it for a new reality TV show. It’s on you America. You’re the one fascinated by these nimrods. In fact, you’re obsessed with nimrods in general, your brains are pickled with mundanity, and you love it.  Enjoy the boobie story.