Kendra Wilkinson crying all the way to the bank as ‘Kendra Exposed’ goes on sale today

In a clip from her season finale Kenduh Wilkinson looks bloated and wan, as she complains about her whole sex tape ‘scandal’. She claims to be horrified at the fact that her ex would sell their sexcapades saying, “It broke my heart because how can you do that when I have a baby. I have a kid. I have a husband. It just sucks.” Like her ex is gonna give half a rat’s rectum about her devil spawn. Thing is, she fails to mention that she herself tried to shop her wares while she was still with Hank Baskett. Meanwhile, she’s set to make millions from Vivid, as this thing’s supposedly the most anticipated celebrity bang fest in history. I must say, it’s a mystery to me. That doofus face of hers makes my johnny boy go all wet noodle on my ass.

In the preview, she explains the origin of the tape:

“I was just a normal girl living a normal life in San Diego, California, with my boyfriend who I was going to eventually marry. Of course we had sex like every couple does and every now and then we would videotape it. There’s a lot of couples who do that. At that time I wasn’t a celebrity. I didn’t even know I was going to become a celebrity.”

Well, I’m not sure a lot of couples bring in multiple sex partners, and compile an archive the size of the Smithsonian Institute, but then again who knows. Point is, she really has no credibility when she tries to paint herself out to be some kind of saint. I mean, she dumped her ex to go be the kept woman of some geriatric pervert in order to become famous. Hmmm… now what would you call someone who’d do something like that?

The fact that she’s feigning some sort of faux upset over it, is a pile of mendacious hippo puckey. She’s going to be a rich woman due to her whorish ways, so why not embrace it? As for her husband, I sincerely doubt the marriage lasts more than 6 months more. If I were him, I’d dump her ass, and let her raise the kid on her own.

Check out the preview to her idiotic reality show finale HERE