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Elisabetta Canalis tweets that Jennifer Aniston looks like Iggy Pop!

George Clooney’s girlfriend/beard tweeted yesterday that after seeing Iggy Pop in the new Rolling Stone, she’s come to the conclusion that Jennifer Aniston and Iggy Pop are doppelgangers…

I actually Babel-fished that shizznit myself, and the translation came out:

“I am leaf through the new one rollingstone. iggy POP in cover and the counterpart of jennifer aniston”

Hahaha.. I love Babelfish. Still, you get the gist, Canalis is firmly on Team Brangelina.

Personally, I think she has a bit of a point, they do kind of look alike. Still…

…with that man-jaw and 5 o’clock shadow, I wouldn’t be calling anyone mannish. Seriously, she looks like a Tranny version of Cindy Crawford. The woman needs a shave!! Still, it kind of makes sense she’s with Clooney, she kind of fills a ‘transitionary’ role.

46 Comments for “Elisabetta Canalis tweets that Jennifer Aniston looks like Iggy Pop!”

  1. vix

    Jennifer Aniston always reminded me of Dorothy Michaels for some reason.

  2. The Zeitgeisty Report (c)

    hahaha… GOOOooooOO Tootsie Go!

  3. A vechia…gurdate un po nello spechio che me sebri te uguale.. piu di Jen…me sa che perderai clooney presto…e poi che fai trovi un altro…e chi prende sta faccia tuaa…

  4. Please, you look live Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)

    I think Elisabetta Canalis is just jealous of Jennifer and she could not keep a lid on that jealousy any longer. Jen is rich, beautiful at 41 years of age and has a hot body. In addition she has great friends with money. EC is probably wondering what does Jen have that she does not? A lot, besides a rich and handsome boyfriend (i.e George Clooney) But, any guy with ANY sense would love to be with Jen if the guy did not have issues (manly ones…ego…..etc) and insecurities of his own. Which I think a lot of the potentials for Jen have: manly egotistical hang ups. EC just face it, Jen as accomplished a lot in her lifetime thus far. She worked hard. Just give her that and be done with it. She has been through a lot and has really begun to spread her wings again and be truly happy. You see that happiness and shine and just want her to be unhappy again. We know you are cool with Jen’s Ex and his Baby’s Momma. Stop hating on Jen. Be happy with George, use him to propel your career in Hollywood like you are. At forty, let’s just hope George has helped you have had a solid career like Jen and look as good in the future as you do now. No one is complaining that you look like Aerosmith’s lead singer , Steven Tyler, are they? Now chill.

  5. Viper

    Elisebetta Canalis looks like the lead singer of Aerosmith, Steven Tyler. She just keep her big mouth shut! Ha Ha.

  6. anonymous

    ROFL!

  7. The Zeitgeisty Report (c)

    totally looks like danzig!

  8. dana

    Elisebetta is such a loser……..what a bitch! No one knew who she was till she slept with George Clooney who will leave her soon like he does all of them!!! hahahah Then she wont think she is sooo funny! And I agree she does look like a man so why is she hating on JA ……leave her alone she didn’t need a man to make her famous like you! Shut it Elisebetta you are a nobody !!!

  9. Jenfan

    It just shows how much class she has! Zilch!!!!

  10. karlikia

    What a jealous, insecure BITCH!!!

  11. Natasha Smith

    Elizabeth shame on you. You have only shown how insecure and how petty you are. Supposidly wyou had dinner with Jen in Hawaii if the tabloids told the truth. You are also in the entertainment industry in Italy so you should at least be a little smarter than to publically ridicule Jen what ever your preferences, which we all know know unfortunatly you have just shown the world your nasty and petty side which has earned you a lot of fans distain. If Jens co-stars go out of their way to stress and point out what a loving caring and warm person is who helps her younger beutiful and inexpereinced co-stars espesiall when the media paints Jen out to be insecure and competting with her. It speaks volumes and confirms tha Jen is all class, has integrity and a genuine kind caring person who unfortunatly has to put up with people like you who lash out from your own insecrities with a ridiculous and nasty comparison because I can tell you I for one and millions of other women would love to have Jen figure and improve with the years. So Just take time to think before you make such outlandish statements. As you can see from the comments above you get back what you give out. Enjoy the feelings that go alon with getting your own back.

  12. Judy

    Elisabetta Canalis is just jealous of Jennifer Aniston. George Clooney probably talks highly about Jennifer since they are friends. She probably can not take! Elisabetta is the one that looks like a man and a Tranny. She is a NOBODY! Jen, continue to be classy and be yourself.

  13. jan

    if she tweeted this she is in the right company of the jolie/tits low class with no morals or sense to talk on twitter about a woman that is cute rich and well loved through out the world. i hope she finds out who said this or posted it if it was not her. George boy rein in the women in your life they will do nothing for your career if they are loose lipped. elizabeth you are no raving beauty neither is jolie we could all look good with the plastic surgery you and jolie have had done but age will get you all in the end. jmo

  14. Anne

    What a low class comment was that? She needs some publicity, so she goes for the bait…

  15. Jane

    Who is Elisabetta Canalis????
    What a piece of trash………

  16. anonymous

    I’m a woman and I like Aniston. She worked her way up in Hollywood, unlike Canalis who thinks she should just be handed a career due to her publicity arrangement with Clooney. Canalis not only has zero acting talent, she has also revealed to the world what a delusional narcissist b*tch she is, something that a few of us saw way back. She can’t exactly be the brightest bulb, either, given not only what she did but also how she is “handling” it. I’m actually glad that I’ve never seen Leverage because it would piss me off if I got attached to the show and then this skank came along and ruined it. Send her back to Italy so she can resume doing what she’s really good at– doing soft porn and being a soccer whore. Yes she’s done soft porn, but I doubt she’ll tweet about that.

  17. sugardaisy

    LOL ….Jen does totally look like Iggy! That would be her in 15 years without plastic surgery! C’mon now, admit it people, you can see the similarity!

  18. Karie

    Ya, she does look like him, people just want to act all self-righteous like they never said anything negative about somebody.

  19. Jason

    Elisabetta is a good looking woman, certainly much better than Aniston, who is average at best. I highly doubt she is jealous, she just thought Iggy looked kind of like an extreme version of JA, and I agree! Maybe she shouldn’t have said it, but sometimes people do things without thinking.
    I’m tired of JA trying to act like she is 20, she is so annoying.

  20. [...] involve a four-year stint in bitch school. Over the Memorial Day weekend, Ms. Canalis twittered this comment about Jennifer’s looks: Sto sfogliando il nuovo Rolling Stone. Iggy Pop in copertina è il sosia [...]

  21. anonymous

    Anyone who thinks Canalis looks better than Aniston must be blind or into transvestites. Aniston has ten years on Canalis and still has a better body and much prettier face. Canalis is ugly now, and she’s only going to get uglier as she ages.

  22. Brian Austin Green

    neither of them would fuck any of you so who gives a shit? these comments are depressing. some seriously dumb fucks out there.

  23. anonymous

    BAG, I beg to differ. Canalis has proven that she will gladly remove her clothes for a few bucks. Aniston has higher standards.

  24. anonymous

    One of two things needs to happen before I will ever see another of Clooney’s movies. This b*tch needs to own what she did and APOLOGIZE TO JENNIFER ANISTON, or Clooney needs to dump her.

  25. valerie

    Man has’nt she only been in Clooney’s life for about a year so her and AJ must sit around the table and shoot the shit about JA!!! Soooo if there was no affair why would AJ still be conversating with others about JA!!! Which has to be the case cause why all of a sudden is this person gonna show her face by talking about someone she has never met!!! What a dumb girl she just addimitted it to the whole world that they talk about her!!!! AJ still worried or something hmmm………….. she was’nt known until she dated George what a joke she is!!!! She needs to get a life instead of taking time out of her busy day to tweet about JA!!!! She reminds me of a two face when the relationship grows sour cause she’s and idiot she’ll make friends with whom ever will keep her in the lilmelight cause she was a nobody and will end up the same when Clooney dumps her dumb ass!!!!

  26. Clooney’s Girl Explains Aniston Tweet…

    George Clooney's Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis has addressed a Twitter.com mix-up, in which she inadvertently appeared to be agreeing that Jennifer Aniston looks like wrinkly rocker Iggy Pop.The model and TV personality didn't realise…

  27. anguie

    OMG!!! what’s the big deal??? She does look like him…. Liv Tyler looks like his dad and she still beautiful… I think that was very funny.

  28. Natasha Smith

    I am wondering how old some of the poeple who a writting these comments are. I thin Jen get a very bad deal when it comes to poeple falling for negative press which I truly belive on some level is generated by AJ Camp… Come one every one. there are numerous acressess in thier forties and fifties who where fashion items that Jen wears and looks better in and they do not get negative stories. There are also well know actresses who have not been in a relationship for a long while as well as single never been and never been married so why on earth is it a big deal that JA is single. An how is that worse than AJ an BP living together for five years with kids and having very long periods of disaster in their relationship beter. And if it was not for the kids do you really think AJ an BP would really still be together. I agree Elisabetta’s comments just bring light to the obvious that JA is a topic of conversation and she is picked on by that comparision as a very unflattering comment which is bitchy. There is an injustice here. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and yes if one is genetically blessed it is a gift and really why is that so great however if a person works at it and transforms herself land makes the best of what she was give an a good example is JA then one cannot help but admire her. 41 is not old wait till youare that age and you will realize if you invest in your health and are fit you are wiser , smarter and you feel just as young. Pity that people will judg you only on you looks and age.

  29. lem

    I am Italian. What you don’t know about Elisabetta Canalis is that in Italy she has always been considered a cheap bitch who was only able to more her ass in the stupid tv owned by Mr Berlusconi!! She has only dated ignorant football players and is clearly after money and fame! I just can’t undersdant why Americans are giving so much importance to such a stupid, talentless person!

  30. Natasha Smith

    Jason get a grip, Aniston is acting her age. You know despite her cronological age of 41 she has a biological age which is clearly in the 20′s then she has a physical age which again is clearly better that most women in their 20′s if you count out the movie stars and actressses which make up a half a percent of the population and then there is her mental age, the woman has made in in one of the toughest buisness, she is smart she has won an award for a small film in directing she is involved in her own production company and she has a very high emotional inteligence as sh would have to have great social skills sine she has the reputation on being kind and social even her 23 year onld co-star has been singing her praises in regards to her frienly attitude generous nature and spirt. And their is her spiritaual age she clearly took responsibility for her life and is very much into personal development . I for only can see it from her comments. And where doo you live there a millions of single women in their 40′s and 50,s and 60,s who are looking for love and romance . This is 2010. I beleive Jen is a good example of life , you do not have to be perfect to get your dreams and you can have shitty things happen and still move through them with a learning spirt and grace.

  31. anonymous

    As for the Liv Tyler remark, Canalis looks nothing like her. If Steven Tyler had a child with Borat, it would look like Canalis.

  32. Adrianne

    I think Iggy’s better looking, with those big blue wide-set eyes. And he’s way more talented!

  33. Madonna88

    I ‘m Italian but I hateeeeeeeeeeee Eli. Canalis. She’s a bitch , incompetent,ignorant, she can’t do anything, she’s an opportunist, she is using George for popolarity

  34. ava

    is elizabeth canalis a italian porn star? Those picture of her almost naked did not make her famous, so is this her way of getting famous and staying in the headlinesby linking her self to Aniston like Jolie did.

  35. anuston looks like iggy pop

    anuston and iggy have the same long chin and nose …they could have passed as twins if anuston has not shaved off some of her nose

  36. lacy

    iggy pop looks better than anuston at least iggy pop was born blond with blue eyes while anuston is all fake

  37. donkeys

    Aniston is a horseface, like her stablemate Sarah Jessica-Parker. Comparison is spot on. Bravo Elisabettta. Gotta love the Italians, LOL!

  38. Daniel

    Elisabetta Canalis has NO TALENT as an actress and she flaunts her body (which isn’t that hot which is why she has to stick out her ass and get the right camera angle otherwise she looks rather flabby and a bit boyish, straight up and down…..definately not nipped in at the waist! She’s also got a manish face and rickets!!! BRUTTA e niente di speciale…..lei non sara MAI un grande star…….MAI!

  39. Mzbarbier

    Love it!!! Jen is my favorite! Love the name!!! She floats among the puddles! The Italian “lady” needs to lay off and enjoy her man. He’ll soon be on to another if all attention is not focused at home. If I had a George, I wouldn’t know what a “tweet” was!!! Steven Tyler…tooooo funny and dead right!

  40. Elisabetta helps "The American" to tank

    Hired while Clooney was filming “The American”, Elisabetta Canalis will go down in history as the skank who tried to make her mark and failed. At least the Vegas hooker, Sarah Larson, was hired to “help with promotions” for the very well done “Michael Clayton”. At the very least, Clooney is hoping DVD rentals will flourish, but seeing how poorly received “The Men Who Stare at Goats” was, it is doubtful hanging on to his newest hooker will help. At least Sarah had a vag.

  41. jen

    JENIFER ANISTON LOOK LIKE DUSTIN HOPEMAN OR JAY LENO

  42. BETTY

    Jen mother said that she look ugly like her father

  43. cox

    Jenifer look like Jay Leno

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