Serena Williams in Harper’s Bazaar, “I have big boobs and this massive butt”

Tell us something we don’t know girlfriend!

In a new article/interview for Harper’s Bazaar tennis superstar Serena Williams drops the earth shattering revelation that she’s…”super curvy” with “big boobs” and a “massive butt”. Uh…hell yeah, no shiznatch sherlock.

The rest of the article kinda revolves around how she recently slimmed down, and the usual crappola chicks are interested. Thing is, isn’t she like the greatest tennis star out there today? What the hell does SHE need to slim down for…she’s a professional athlete for god’s sakes!!

I’ve always liked the WIlliams sisters, they just give off a positive vibe as far as I’m concerned. Plus, between the two, you get the full spectrum of hotness…Venus is all lithe and snakey, and Serena’s got all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans. These two have launched millions of onanistic endeavours across the land.

Back to the Harper’s article nothing much of interest really, other than the fact that Serena was boning that rapper Common, which I hadn’t known. Aside from that, just your basic body obsessed vagina piece.