Charlie Sheen is FINE! ‘Two and a Half Men’ cancellation just publicity stunt?

“Before you know it, the show will be back on the air with twice as many viewers,” said a ‘source’ close to the show.

“Before you know it, the show will be back on the air with twice as many viewers,” said a ‘source’ close to the show.

Wave your gold statuettes in the mothertruckin’ air, and wave em’ like they were based on a selection process that was remotely a meritocracy rather than a labyrinthine web of politics and stupid old people bullshit! (Wait, that’s not how the song goes?) SCREW IT, IT’S OSCAR TIME!!!

World, prepare to Duck and Cover. Brianna Karp, blogger, advocate, and author of the upcoming memoir: ‘The Girl’s Guide To Homelessness” – Villard April 2011 – is getting ready to blow up like an unexploded ordnance in a quiet schoolyard in Myanmar.

I lived with a girl for three years back in the late nineties in a ridiculously minuscule smudge of an apartment on 33rd street off of First Avenue – a joyless neighborhood, completely devoid of anything remotely stimulating.

For when you want to make sucky drawings you can’t print or save.”

Spat into existence on our own plane of reality on July 18, 1937 in Louisville, KY, Hunter S. Thompson snatched his ticket to this wild world and smirked at the turnstile, knowing they shouldn’t have let him loose, but they had no choice (as it goes with forces of nature.)

“HARDCORE PAWN” is a new show on TruTv about a pawnshop in Detroit that seems to be the size of a football field. It is run by a guy named Les Gold, his son Seth and a few other family members. There are lots of employees scattered about that appear to be missing a chromosone or two and a troop of burly black security guards whose job it is to throw out any customer that gets out of hand – which appears to be every other patron

Well I guess we all know who the winner of the “Who’s gonna fill the hole Amy Winehouse left?” sweepstakes is.

These kids have got some good dating tips for old people, mainly…brush your teeth, shave your ears, take a shower and wear that JIMMY-HAT!

That is the headline from Election Day 1972, I know, but it’s also today’s headline on das RANT. Listen, there’s wrong with recycling old headlines. Please get in touch with me if you hear of anyone named Lincoln getting shot, okay?
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