The Sex Files: Talk dirty to me!

Right off the bat, let me state for the record I’m a big fan of the randy, ribald, filthy, sleazy dirty talk during the act of sex – that is… as long as I’m not the one that has to do the talking.

Right off the bat, let me state for the record I’m a big fan of the randy, ribald, filthy, sleazy dirty talk during the act of sex – that is… as long as I’m not the one that has to do the talking.

Alright we get it, you’ve got outrageously, stupendously, delicously, incredibly, delectably, decidedly, remarkably, unforgettably, astoundingly gargantuan BOOBS!!!

Apparently she took this shot for the dude she was boney-maroning with after the Chris Brown break up.

I nearly got a chubby…then I saw Donatella Versace’s face.

Listening to this chick talk, I honestly don’t think he’s gonna make it past March the way he’s going.

I’ve personally never seen anything this chick’s been in, but apparently she’s the new Megan Fox. Apparently there’s always gotta be some irritating ‘it’ girl the geeks of the world need to obsess over.

In the photos, the massively foreheaded pop-tart is sporting a blonde do, so I’m guessing these are old? The urban gossip site is claiming they were provided by someone very close to the star.
On the broader topic of celebrity sex tapes, at this point, anyone with half a brain would have to believe that these ‘stars’ are complicit in their release. I’m guessing that they feel any sort of publicity to keep their name out in the public consciousness is worth the embarrassment. In fact, at this stage in our decimated culture, I don’t even think these muldoons are embarrassed at all.

What is the deal with this movie ‘Love & Other Drugs’? It’s turning out to be the ‘Two Moon Junction’ for a new generation!

This muldoon has been flashing her bazongas day in and day out, but even after her endless displays, we’ve still yet to see any areola action
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