THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

The Sex Files: Talk dirty to me!

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Right off the bat, let me state for the record I’m a big fan of the randy, ribald, filthy, sleazy dirty talk during the act of sex – that is… as long as I’m not the one that has to do the talking.

Katy Perry’s huge boobs are out of control! (PHOTO)

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Alright we get it, you’ve got outrageously, stupendously, delicously, incredibly, delectably, decidedly, remarkably, unforgettably, astoundingly gargantuan BOOBS!!!

Rihanna topless in new ‘sexting’ photo (NSFW)

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Apparently she took this shot for the dude she was boney-maroning with after the Chris Brown break up.

Mad Men actress January Jones gets naked in new Versace ad (VIDEO)

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I nearly got a chubby…then I saw Donatella Versace’s face.

Porn star Kacey Jordan describes wild night at Charlie Sheen’s house, tweets photo from the scene (NSFW)

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Listening to this chick talk, I honestly don’t think he’s gonna make it past March the way he’s going.

Olivia Munn is BOOB-erific in Maxim hot tub photo shoot! (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

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I’ve personally never seen anything this chick’s been in, but apparently she’s the new Megan Fox. Apparently there’s always gotta be some irritating ‘it’ girl the geeks of the world need to obsess over.

New photos of Rihanna TOPLESS sunbathing (NSFW)

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In the photos, the massively foreheaded pop-tart is sporting a blonde do, so I’m guessing these are old? The urban gossip site is claiming they were provided by someone very close to the star.

Nicki Minaj sex tape leaked? PHOTO still released! (NSFW)

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On the broader topic of celebrity sex tapes, at this point, anyone with half a brain would have to believe that these ‘stars’ are complicit in their release. I’m guessing that they feel any sort of publicity to keep their name out in the public consciousness is worth the embarrassment. In fact, at this stage in our decimated culture, I don’t even think these muldoons are embarrassed at all.

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal: Boobs and penis..oh my! (PHOTOS NSFW)

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What is the deal with this movie ‘Love & Other Drugs’? It’s turning out to be the ‘Two Moon Junction’ for a new generation!

FINALLY, a Katy Perry NIP SLIP!! (link NSFW)

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This muldoon has been flashing her bazongas day in and day out, but even after her endless displays, we’ve still yet to see any areola action

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