
We’ve all been there: watching some movie, thoroughly enjoying it, but one thing (or more) comes up and you’re like “wait a minute . . . what?” If the rest of the movie’s good enough, more often than not we’ll cut it some slack, but that doesn’t make it make any more sense. Here are a few examples of the most forgivable “huh?” movies:

One occasional annoyance of living in the Western world (it’s not just America, though we fucking rule at this just like EVERYTHING ELSE) is that the commercialization of the media leads to stupid shit getting a ton of coverage because real news is boring. So, at a time when the people of seemingly every country [...]

I had one overarching thought that kept clanging in my brain as I watched the new HBO Films, Tommy Lee Jones directed, adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s gripping two character, one room play ‘The Sunset Limited’…GODDAMN Samuel L. Jackson is absolutely BRILLIANT!

Another season of American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior drew to a close last night, and the battling Teutuls are still no closer to any measure of resolution.

Another year, another Super Bowl and we all know what that means…another annum’s spurt of ‘innovative’, ‘edgy’ and/or ‘hilarious’ commercials’ brought to us by the finest minds on madison avenue!

From the previews of this flick starring Ben Affleck, Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Costner and Chris Cooper, I remember making a mental note to check it out once it opened.

Stewart’s acting style is nothing more than a shoe-gaze-y collection of tweaky tics, starting with the lower lip jut/furrowed brow combo, accompanied by the jittery Vietnam vet shoulder scrunch and ending with an open mouthed sharp intake of air…which makes her appear remarkably like a suicidal trout eyeing land.

Conversing on topics like ‘the importance of money’, ‘the making of Mulholland Drive’ and ‘the benefits of meditation’, this fascinating discussion brings a fresh insight into the mind of the a true genius.

In a day and age where Snooki is a “celebrity”, Adam Lambert is a “rock star”, and Taylor Swift is a “songwriter”, Johnny Depp is one of the few people who doesn’t require “air quotes” when you call him an actor, a celebrity, a tour de force.

So, sometimes you wonder why Hollywood doesn’t cast more of the ten thousand good actors out there dying for a break, instead of Johnny Depp for everything. Isn’t he sort of old to be called “Johnny”? I guess a name change would be not worth it, but oh well.
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