THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

How to get the attention of your waiter

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Don’t mess with the Bitchy Waiter!

The Bitchy Waiter: Can You Hear me Now?

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Don’t mess with the Bitchy Waiter….

The Bitchy Waiter: I can’t believe it’s not Fabio!

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The Bitchy Waiter: Fat waitress

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The Bitchy Waiter: Fresh corned beef hash

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The Bitchy Waiter: Uno, dos, trays…

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The Bitchy Waiter: Dear lady at table 32

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The Bitchy Waiter: Please drink responsibly….but only if you really want to

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No one is a bigger fan of enjoying a cocktail than I am. There is absolutely nothing wrong with catching a good buzz and using alcohol as a social lubricant. Why just last night I had two Mojitos. And a couple of days before that I had two mimosas, two margaritas, a berry cosmo and a pomegranate martini.

The Bitchy Waiter: Is the customer always right?

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Don’t mess with the Bitchy Waiter!!

The Bitchy Waiter: What, no Long Island iced tea?

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Don’t mess with the Bitchy Waiter!

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