THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

MISSED CONNECTIONS: To my odiferous amour, know this…someday we WILL be together!‏

subwayelevator

On my weary trek home today, I found myself much too fatigued to endure the endless maze of escalators of which I usually climb in order to exit the steaming underground guts of Manhattan. As an easy out, I decided to ride in the elevator instead and there to my wondering nostrils did appear… your scent!

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Missed Connections : Wild eyed gentleman on the Manhattan-bound L train wearing the woolen Steeler cap with yellow pom pom‏

The L Train

I would like to sincerely thank you for allowing me the opportunity of seeing your penis today. To look up and get a face full of your flaccid, tiny member dangling from the unzipped fly of your questionably stained slacks was truly the highlight of my cold and miserable morning.

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