Justin Bieber and his lame haircut flip us off!

Ooooohh… obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.

Ooooohh… obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.

I tell you, it’s a pretty sad state of affairs when the follicular status of Justin Bieber is the biggest conversation going on the internet.

Holmes got butchered yo’…

As if legions of pre-adolescent ‘Beliebers’ weren’t worked up into enough of a hormonal, adrenalized froth, a new G-Star underwear ad featuring the mop-headed warbler’s scrawny torso aims to smoosh what few brain cells they have left into a goopy grey pudding.

Seriously though, it should be interesting to see the GOP response on this. Will they call him a red menace, and a bad influence on the youth of today?

I realize that a lot of girls out there today are suffering from Biebermania, for which there is currently no known cure. One of the recent side effects of this dreadful disease is violent Wiki-altering mood swings brought on by someone other than Justin Bieber winning the Grammy for Best New Artist.

Another year, another Super Bowl and we all know what that means…another annum’s spurt of ‘innovative’, ‘edgy’ and/or ‘hilarious’ commercials’ brought to us by the finest minds on madison avenue!

I’m sure this new coiffe will be debated back and forth amongst the mindless pre-teen throng-age, but until the dude gets a reverse mohawk I will refuse to weigh in!

These crazy kids today have to once and for all understand the concept of OVER SHARING!!!

Seriously…you tell me?
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