THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

Kim Kardashian BACKLASH! Her career may be over!

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Is her career really over? Or will some new E! channel iteration capture the non-imaginations of the biscuit-head patrol. I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that her ’15 minutes’ are up.

The Kardashians made $65 million last year…more than Jolie, Bullock and Cruise COMBINED!

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Excuse me while I go jump out a window…

Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez join in a BOOTY battle!

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Recently the three most salivated-over rumps of the 21st century gathered together in one place for a major BOOTY battle ROYALE!!

Kim Kardashian claims her boobs are ‘completely 100 percent real’

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This past Thursday, Kim Kardashian appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight, and laid to rest the rumor that she’s had breast augmentation.

Brandy touches up her ‘elephant penis’ tattoo!

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I guess the tattoo artist didn’t want to be the laughing stock of his profession, so he did a little ‘touch-up’ on the warbler’s wrist.

Kim Kardashian tweets she wants her baby to look like Kris Humphries

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The gargantuanly rumped porn/reality star recently tweeted that she wants her child to look like her current boyfriend, NBA star Kris Humphries.

Kim Kardashian tweets bikini calendar preview! (PHOTO)

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Jeebus Jehozafats, this chick has the aesthetic of a cyborg. I tell you, if this is any indication of what the rest of the calendar is like, I shan’t be flogging my donkey to it any time soon.

Daughter of Laurence Fishburne does PORN to get famous like Kim Kardashian

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Now, I’m not saying this ignorant nimrod, Chip-Dips, isn’t ultimately responsible for her own life – of course she is. Still, I do believe we’re going to be seeing a lot more of this type of thing.

Kim Kardashian ‘booty and the beach’…who says she’s famous for no reason?

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Well, there it is, what Kim Kardashian is famous for…her humongous, honkin’, badonkadonk, replete with sweaty ass crack-iness. Yep…there it is.

Kim Kardashian sprays her food with Windex so she can’t eat it!

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So basically she just wastes her food because she doesn’t have any measure of self control. The most aggravating part of it all is, this is no ordinary ‘Happy Meal’ crap she’s rendering inedible, this is most probably outrageously expensive grub served from the finest of restaurants. To think of the money she’s throwing out the window while so many Americans are struggling to get by on Raman noodles and wonder bread, not to mention all the starving people in the world.

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