Personally, I have absolutely no idea why people find this mumbling, lip biting twit appealing in any way. Moreover, she’d be a putrid Lois Lane. The whole gestalt of the character is that she’s snappy, and a go-getter. K-Stew on the other hand is a mopey, slouchy, grumpy mess.
Stewart’s acting style is nothing more than a shoe-gaze-y collection of tweaky tics, starting with the lower lip jut/furrowed brow combo, accompanied by the jittery Vietnam vet shoulder scrunch and ending with an open mouthed sharp intake of air…which makes her appear remarkably like a suicidal trout eyeing land.
Apparently they’ve all got a deal rake in %7.5 of the gross on top of the $25 million they earned acting. It all adds up to $41 million or so. That’s a lot of cabbage for three muldoons that can’t act to save their lives.
All I can say to you Kristen is stop acting like such whining, petulant, insufferable tool, and enjoy the ride, ’cause after Twilight is finished, you won’t have a bunch of sparkly vampires and shirtless werewolves to hide behiund.
I’m really loathe to waste any time expounding on the insufferable lameness that was last night’s MTV Movie Awards, but I suppose I’ve got to at least throw out a few quick thoughts.
Of course, the most interesting thing about this little tid-bit is, if we assume that Stewart is in fact dating Robert Pattinson, does that mean she doesn’t find him attractive?
In a new interview with UK Elle, Kristin Stewart laments the fact that her life has been intruded upon by the nefarious paparazzi, comparing the experience to being raped. Now, although I’m sure the fact that she’s constantly swarmed upon by camera toting douche-nozzles, constantly shouting out inane comments in order to get a reaction is quite irritating, to compare it with rape, well…I’d say that’s a bit of an overstatement. I’m sure there are plenty of victims of sexual violence out there who’d be quick to disagree with the analogy.
They’re so boring, I’d bet if you stood too close to them both, you’d be sucked into a vortex which would transport you to another dimension which is solely populated with all things boring.
In a new interview with Elle Magazine, the mopey twi-star opens up on a plethora of topics including the disparity between how the public sees her, and how she sees herself.
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