THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

Jennifer Aniston nominated for ‘Worst Actress’ Razzie award

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I think it would be funny if her BFF Chelsea Handler accepted the award on her behalf and gave a profanity laced statement on the evils of Angelina Jolie.

Dr. Drew says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie headed for a ‘nuclear’ break-up!

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Quackerrific Dr. Drew Pinsky recently stated that he feels Angelina Jolie and her baby daddy Brad are headed for a ‘nuclear split’, due to her unresolved addictions, and Pitt’s demeaning attitude towards women.

Brad Pitt without beard looking 10 years younger at ‘Salt’ premier

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Anyway, I’m happy to see him looking so well. It was getting a bit depressing there for a second. When a major actor of one’s own generation starts looking all puffy and debauched, well, it kinda makes one feel…I dunno…OLD! Stay gold Ponyboy…err..I mean.. Brad Pitt. Hold your shit together until at least your mid-fifties…it’s the least you can do.

Angelina Jolie afraid Brad Pitt will have affair with Robin Wright?

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InTouch weekly printed a blurb in their new issue, that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie had  “huge fight in the car” over a sex scene in Brad’s new movie, Moneyball. Apparently the trout puckered Salt star thinks her babydaddy’s been spending too much time with Wright. A couple of things sprung to mind while reading [...]

Angelina Jolie in new Vanity Fair speaks out on Brad Pitt, her ‘little dude’ Shiloh and the Montenegro style!

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Angelina Jolie graces the cover of the latest Vanity Fair looking raccoon eyed and in the accompanying story, she has has some pretty interesting things to say about her family and baby-daddy Brad Pitt.

What a ‘shocker’…Angelina Jolie is a sex freak into orgies and S&M!

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Angie is not someone you settle down with, she’s someone you ‘experience’ and then move on from. That was Brad’s fatal mistake. He should have just had the affair and gone back to Aniston.

Angelina Jolie is unrecognizable in new ‘Salt’ promo poster

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Ok, someone went overboard with the Photoshop.

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie hate each other’s guts?

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Inside sources are blabbing that the trout puckered saint and the pudgy pirate aren’t getting along too well on the set of their new film ‘The Tourist’.

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