THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

Kim Kardashian DID get breast implants? Here’s the alleged proof (‘before and after’ PHOTOS NSFW)

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Kim Kardashian recently went on Piers Morgan Tonite and claimed that her booobies were ’100 per cent real’, well our favorite urban site of all time has got some photographic evidence that seems to refute that ’100 per cent’.

Kim Kardashian claims her boobs are ‘completely 100 percent real’

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This past Thursday, Kim Kardashian appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight, and laid to rest the rumor that she’s had breast augmentation.

Kim Kardashian is tormenting Halle Berry by dating her ex!

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InTouch weekly has a new story claiming that Kim Kardashian’s new relationship with Gabriel Aubry is tormenting Halle Berry worse than a five alarm burrito and a trough of beans.

Kim Kardashian ‘booty and the beach’…who says she’s famous for no reason?

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Well, there it is, what Kim Kardashian is famous for…her humongous, honkin’, badonkadonk, replete with sweaty ass crack-iness. Yep…there it is.

Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber tweet photos of themselves touching each other!

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Why exactly a 30 year old woman playing footsie with a kid who’s got nary a blade of grass on his scrotum, is unclear…not to mention creepy. Still, like I said, this craven troll will do anything for publicity. Thing is, she’s playing with fire. All it would take is one out of control Bieber fanatic to take her out permanent like…

Breaking plastic surgery: Kourtney Kardashian buys a new face

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It’s a mystery to me why these ‘celebrities’ would rather look like symmetrical mannequins than unique individuals. It seems counterintuitive to me. Wouldn’t you rather want to stand out from the crowd?

Kim Kardashian sprays her food with Windex so she can’t eat it!

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So basically she just wastes her food because she doesn’t have any measure of self control. The most aggravating part of it all is, this is no ordinary ‘Happy Meal’ crap she’s rendering inedible, this is most probably outrageously expensive grub served from the finest of restaurants. To think of the money she’s throwing out the window while so many Americans are struggling to get by on Raman noodles and wonder bread, not to mention all the starving people in the world.

Kim Kardashian is a ‘fame-whore’ according to ex-husband Damon Thomas

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In the end I think they’re both the type of people that literally make me sick to my stomach…abject materialists, superficial phonies, talentless buffoons, and useless muldoons.

Kim Kardashian gets Justin Bieber ‘fever’ at White House Correspondent’s dinner!

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Apparently Kim Kardashian’s got some Bieber fever, after meeting the ridiculously coiffed tween heart throb at the White House Correspondent’s dinner on Sunday. Now I know what all of you are thinking…what the hell were these two muldoons doing at the White House Correspondent’s dinner??!!

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