
Kim Kardashian recently went on Piers Morgan Tonite and claimed that her booobies were ’100 per cent real’, well our favorite urban site of all time has got some photographic evidence that seems to refute that ’100 per cent’.

This past Thursday, Kim Kardashian appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight, and laid to rest the rumor that she’s had breast augmentation.

InTouch weekly has a new story claiming that Kim Kardashian’s new relationship with Gabriel Aubry is tormenting Halle Berry worse than a five alarm burrito and a trough of beans.

Well, there it is, what Kim Kardashian is famous for…her humongous, honkin’, badonkadonk, replete with sweaty ass crack-iness. Yep…there it is.

Why exactly a 30 year old woman playing footsie with a kid who’s got nary a blade of grass on his scrotum, is unclear…not to mention creepy. Still, like I said, this craven troll will do anything for publicity. Thing is, she’s playing with fire. All it would take is one out of control Bieber fanatic to take her out permanent like…

It’s a mystery to me why these ‘celebrities’ would rather look like symmetrical mannequins than unique individuals. It seems counterintuitive to me. Wouldn’t you rather want to stand out from the crowd?

So basically she just wastes her food because she doesn’t have any measure of self control. The most aggravating part of it all is, this is no ordinary ‘Happy Meal’ crap she’s rendering inedible, this is most probably outrageously expensive grub served from the finest of restaurants. To think of the money she’s throwing out the window while so many Americans are struggling to get by on Raman noodles and wonder bread, not to mention all the starving people in the world.

In the end I think they’re both the type of people that literally make me sick to my stomach…abject materialists, superficial phonies, talentless buffoons, and useless muldoons.

Apparently Kim Kardashian’s got some Bieber fever, after meeting the ridiculously coiffed tween heart throb at the White House Correspondent’s dinner on Sunday. Now I know what all of you are thinking…what the hell were these two muldoons doing at the White House Correspondent’s dinner??!!
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