Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught kissing on camera!

Of course the real question is; why is this such a big story? I mean, could there be a more boring, irritating, waste of space than Kristen Stewart?

Of course the real question is; why is this such a big story? I mean, could there be a more boring, irritating, waste of space than Kristen Stewart?

It’s unfortunate, but when you run a blog like this, you’ve got to post stories about ‘popular’ stars in the news. After all, you’ve gotta bring home the bacon some kinda way.

It’s one thing to enjoy these horrible, dreary, shlocky, Twilight movies, however, it’s quite another to actually occupy your brains with the delusion that this whole ‘romance’ between Patty boy and schrunchyMcShoulders is actually real. Jeez, you’ve got few enough brain cells already…use them for something slightly more useful!
As far as Pattinson is concerned, he’s an affable chap I suppose, kinda like the next gen Hugh Grant. I still think he’s a dead ringer for Sammy Davis Jr., but that’s ok, I dig Sammy. As far as acting ability is concerned, he still hasn’t demonstrated any, but he’s still more relateable than Stewart.

Ok… THANK YOU, Robert Pattinson, even he admits that the whole cutesy, ‘best kiss’ shpiel he and Kristen Stewart attempted during the acceptance was totally lame.
Of course, the most interesting thing about this little tid-bit is, if we assume that Stewart is in fact dating Robert Pattinson, does that mean she doesn’t find him attractive?
Yeah ok…when Daniel Radcliffe is who you’re looking to for inspiration, you know something’s askew.
I’m going to make a bold statement here…’Eclipse’ won’t be nearly as huge as people are predicting. Something tells me that the fascination’s worn off considerably, and soon these two noodniks are gonna be yesterday’s news.
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