THE ZEITGEISTY REPORT

The Bitchy Waiter: Please drink responsibly….but only if you really want to

bitc

No one is a bigger fan of enjoying a cocktail than I am. There is absolutely nothing wrong with catching a good buzz and using alcohol as a social lubricant. Why just last night I had two Mojitos. And a couple of days before that I had two mimosas, two margaritas, a berry cosmo and a pomegranate martini.

The Bitchy Waiter: Is the customer always right?

bitchy

Don’t mess with the Bitchy Waiter!!

The Bitchy Waiter: What, no Long Island iced tea?

eli

Don’t mess with the Bitchy Waiter!

The Bitchy Waiter: Old people…gotta love em’

aarp

Don’t piss off the Bitchy Waiter!

The Bitchy Waiter: Stop taking credit card vouchers

crediit

Don’t piss off the Bitchy Waiter!!

The Bitchy Waiter: Wait your turn!

medusa

Never piss off your waiter.

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